I have trouble listening to a lot of music from '81-'82 because I was sick all the time during those years and hearing those songs just brings it all back.

Yeah, see! There are rules, see! Don't cross us or you'll be sorry, see!

What does God need with a hammer?

I checked his shit list. His daughter is still on it!

The movie totally sucked and wimped out so bad. The novella is so twisted and evil you can't help but love it.

Yes, but if people want to come in and start gambling, you legally have to let them.

There is no Batman, only Zorro when he's been drinking.

MAYBE HE KEEPS MAKING TERRIBLE CHOICES

I'm so relived! I thought he was a Garner there for a second!

Not even Bacardi, with it's bat logo?

Elisabeth Moss spins me right round, baby, right round, like a record, baby, right round, round round.

I just realized today how much she looks like Keith Moon.

Reince Priebus sounds like an extra shitty Star Wars prequel villain.

Oral History Junta

Say buddy…you got time to listen to me whine?

My God! They're hideous!

I was hoping for a mention of Curry And Chips, the most racist show ever.

I'M GOIN' OFF THE RAILS
ON THE CRUZY TRAIN!

MORE LIKE ONLY ONE HALF HOUR IS SATURDAY NIGHT, THE REST IS SUNDAY MORNING, AMIRITE?

The electoral college just hasn't been the same since they killed the dean's horse.