Didn't Alan Moore claim that John Constantine became "real" and he met him in London once?

"Poochie was killed by the Jem'Hadar on the way back to his home planet."

THIS TIME

*wiggles butt*

I think it was the one with Rowsdower.

For years I thought the song was called "Chug A Lug".

Shazzbot.

I saw this while high on a friend's couch for free and ripped off the web. I STILL felt like I was robbed somehow.

Holy shit…I was just listening to the Gilbert Godfried podcast where they interview Artie Lange and talk about this earlier today!

WHICH ONE?!?! THIS IS FUCKING TATOOINE!!!!

Shanghawk Surprise

She taught Admiral Ackbar the concept of traps!

She looks like Ellen Page, Carla Gugino and Sarah Michelle Gellar somehow had a daughter.

Shit, I think of this movie when I want to LOSE an erection!

Props for not bringing up the sketch where Chloe Grace Moretz has her first period.

I saw the "teenagers looking for it online" version too, but that may have been because some friends ripped a copy off the web for me.

Justice Rick, right? I use that guy sometimes!

Thou shall make no snarkbot in the image of the Sean.

I totally see that

…you ain't gonna make it with anyone anyhow!