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Life…don't talk to me about life…

*Eric Roberts sneaks into auditions wearing a dress*

Yes, that's a very concise definition of porno films but what did you think of this trailer?

Don't be thilly.

I'm mighty thor too!

Like Sulu was meant to represent all Asia, Croc is meant to represent all reptile people.

Maybe for Aquaman a version of "Macho Man" with aqua in place of macho?

She really is the only reason I would even consider watching this.

Open your eyes!

"Let's see, which Stevie Wonder song can I add new lyrics to today?"

My jaw drops at your insensitivity.

"I wanna fuck Margot Robbie, so sue me!"-Roger Ebert.

Pffft. If ever a movie cried out for "Black Hole Sun" it's BvS.

*raises hand, lights candle under picture of Alan Moore*

Does she find Gideon's bible?

EVIDENTLY

(Richard Dreyfus stops laughing, grows very quiet)

The Ween and only!

Gonna Need A Bigger Boat has totally sold out.