She DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE THE SAME PERSON in Winter's Bone. So hot.

You assume Stewart was joking, while I assume he's still bothered about not being asked to host again. He hosted the Oscars once, right? I'm not bothering to fact check that.

Oh, I see how it goes. O'Neal gets a new title and his production schedule goes to shit. We're on to your game, sir. We are on to your game.

Sean O'Neal is someone we all want to have sex with. That's the subtext here, right?

I kind of think it's going to go to Restrepo because voters are asking the same question.

What's your Twitter handle, Mister Cameron?

I only had one professor at my private liberal arts college tell us we probably wouldn't be successful post-graduation, and that was my final semester. Now, nearly two years later, I have a full time job, and it's the kind of career I really wanted, but it took a year of searching to get it.

I like your reading. And yes, the ending's never struck me as particularly disheartening as, to some extent, both the characters have what they want.

The Apartment
"…Miss Kubelik to realize she loves Baxter, and how suddenly, and strongly, the truth of her feelings hits her."

"Rarely"
The implication is that occasionally, the "we" Sean refers to is drunk around the Beek.

I think they give him some of his fair due in the last few episodes of season seven, post (SPOILER!) eye gouge. Dawn's description of him as "the one who sees everything" shortly before that gets him back in the game, I think.

Turn off the Dark means the same thing as Dark of the Moon, that is to say, nothing.

We're talking about Alyson Hannigan's boobs, right? Because, wow.

@hollyhox—Though your avatar is magnificent, you are a cold unfeeling robot. Wesley's death is my absolute favorite Whedon death, and I cried like a weenie for a while afterward.

TV Junior = win.

They changed "motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane" to "monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane."

Well, see, I was planning on purchasing this game no matter what and playing it immediately, considering the ads on this site.

Eisenberg's definitely got some hot in him. I would hit it after 45 minutes of social interaction. Maybe.

Baloney and Cheez-Its
I still eat this sandwich when my husband isn't looking, either at the grocery store or in the kitchen. Best when finished with an even coating of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.

A 5 year old child? Even if you think his editing is sloppy (and in his earlier films, it can be), that seems just a little bit hyperbolic. I don't think he would've gotten a nomination for editing instead of directing if that was the case.