Dougery has the best idea. Let's pitch it. But add someone like David Spade to give it, I don't know, NBC's twisted idea of mass appeal.

Angela and Darryl move in together through a wacky set of circumstances. It's like Perfect Strangers, but who's the Balki? You'll find out!

Mr. Citizen and I watch 60 Minutes every Sunday, then turn it off before the Andy Rooney segmented.

That is the lengthiest penis substitute I've ever seen, and believe me, I've seen my fair share of penis substitutes.

What has two thumbs and hates Todd Packer?

In my spare time (i.e. just now for 45 seconds), I wonder if Dr. Robuttnik and this blogger are one in the same: http://ladydisdain.wordpres…

Wow, a reference to a reference to an iconic film that can't be called "outdated".

"To me the fantasy is about the phallus and domination. My fantasy would really be to have a woman with a phallus. A pussy and a dick. That would be some crazy cool thing to try. If it is a man that turns me on in occasional fantasies, and again none of this is pervasive, [it's about] being dominated and subjugated…

I'm excited for the Datalore review. For some reason, watching that episode, I worried that everything WOULDN'T be resolved in 42 minutes, and Brent Spiner gets to act. Also, Picard yells at Wesley to shut up!

Pancakes
I can only listen to Hatecast while I'm making them.

I liked his collection, but I've liked him from the beginning, so that was unsurprising. I was a little thrown that Emilio's was as blah as it was, but excited, as it meant that the judges might be able to overlook how totally awesome his custom print is (it isn't) and notice Seth Aaron's much better designs. And…

I think Ebert has gone slightly mad for the last couple weeks, given that The Losers got a 3.5. Trust him if you dare! (spooky noises or something)

Troll 2 isn't actually a sequel to Troll. The movies aren't connected at all and the makers of Troll 2 (which involves no actual trolls, just goblins) wanted to capitalize on the relative success of Troll. That said, I'm really sick of typing "troll," and variants thereof, and I'd like to see this movie.

Whenever I see him, all I can think about is, "Who do you think you are, Seal?"

Your mistake was probably seeing Superbad more than once. I saw it at a prescreening before everyone was talking about how HILARIOUSLY JUVENILE it was and have since retained that image.

Research opportunities!
1. I checked IMDB to make sure he was younger than I am, so I could call him "kid" in this comment.

I love watching Jack and David. That means he'll die. Duh.

I personally commented to Mr. Citizen that that should have been creepy, but Desmond could ask me to enter a secluded alley with him with no explanation and I'd say "OK!" because he's just so damn charming. Even if he seems a tiny bit sinister, you can't help being curious over what he wants you to do.

It's "[holds up a gooey octopus head]" that takes it from hilarious to extra special hilarious.

There was a bit of Sawyer happiness in the background, too, but he was hiding it, which is also in line with his character.