It was the first example I could think of, and the lowest hanging fruit— I'm a UNC alum (really I think the majority of their campus and community are lovely, just the most visible portion that's the absolute worst).

It was the first example I could think of, and the lowest hanging fruit— I'm a UNC alum (really I think the majority of their campus and community are lovely, just the most visible portion that's the absolute worst).

Also, why'd be have to drag state colleges into this? That's some elitist bullshit right there. I can guarantee there are plenty of dudebros at, say, Duke— former home base of Tosh forefather Tucker Max— who lap this garbage up.

Also, why'd be have to drag state colleges into this? That's some elitist bullshit right there. I can guarantee there are plenty of dudebros at, say, Duke— former home base of Tosh forefather Tucker Max— who lap this garbage up.

Anyone remember when NBC had a similar sounding cop comedy in development with Whitford and Romany Malco? That's STILL something I wish I could have seen.

Anyone remember when NBC had a similar sounding cop comedy in development with Whitford and Romany Malco? That's STILL something I wish I could have seen.

Read through this entire list, and not a single mention of my favorite class act: Jeff Daniels.

Read through this entire list, and not a single mention of my favorite class act: Jeff Daniels.

I've also heard that first wife and family (including Colin Hanks) were really out of the picture for a while there, though I doubt today if given the choice Tom would acknowledge having sired Chet Haze over Colin (who himself might be a candidate for this list).

I've also heard that first wife and family (including Colin Hanks) were really out of the picture for a while there, though I doubt today if given the choice Tom would acknowledge having sired Chet Haze over Colin (who himself might be a candidate for this list).

Carey Mulligan went down a few pegs in my book for dating Shia, then marrying the guy from Mumford and Sons, but hey… what the heart wants, it wants.

Carey Mulligan went down a few pegs in my book for dating Shia, then marrying the guy from Mumford and Sons, but hey… what the heart wants, it wants.

Met him at Hopscotch Festival in 2011 in Raleigh. Just standing in the open plaza chatting folks up while the stage was being taken down, hours after the show (he did allow his time to be briefly monopolized by a douchey couple in a sports car, but I don't think it was intentional).

Met him at Hopscotch Festival in 2011 in Raleigh. Just standing in the open plaza chatting folks up while the stage was being taken down, hours after the show (he did allow his time to be briefly monopolized by a douchey couple in a sports car, but I don't think it was intentional).

Leonard Pierce?

Leonard Pierce?

Or he already made it….. Escanaba in da Moonlight. Featuring one of the most epic fart jokes in cinematic history.

Or he already made it….. Escanaba in da Moonlight. Featuring one of the most epic fart jokes in cinematic history.

All this, and yet no mention of The Gorch?

All this, and yet no mention of The Gorch?