Come on, comments section! Where's the speculation on this blind item, so we can start shit talking whoever we think was behind the comments?

Come on, comments section! Where's the speculation on this blind item, so we can start shit talking whoever we think was behind the comments?

Freak Dance, anyone?

Freak Dance, anyone?

I'd want Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, with Teddy being my Paul Schaefer. If you've heard any of Julie Klausner's live How Was Your Week shows, you'll know what an excellent idea this is.

I'd want Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, with Teddy being my Paul Schaefer. If you've heard any of Julie Klausner's live How Was Your Week shows, you'll know what an excellent idea this is.

I think you could tell he knew what he'd done. At one point he said something along the lines of "You know, I saw a screening, and really, I did laugh," which I think is as close to "I am SO SO sorry" as you can get in showbiz.

I think you could tell he knew what he'd done. At one point he said something along the lines of "You know, I saw a screening, and really, I did laugh," which I think is as close to "I am SO SO sorry" as you can get in showbiz.

Caspe did have uncredited rewrites…. from Ken Marino and David Wain.

Caspe did have uncredited rewrites…. from Ken Marino and David Wain.

Somewhere in the world, I like to imagine there's a grown up Bill Haverchuck, sitting down to a plastic Detroit Tigers cap full of shitty keg beer and an all-new episode of Dallas.

Somewhere in the world, I like to imagine there's a grown up Bill Haverchuck, sitting down to a plastic Detroit Tigers cap full of shitty keg beer and an all-new episode of Dallas.

Jeff Tweedy by way of Peter Pan came to mind for me.

Jeff Tweedy by way of Peter Pan came to mind for me.

At the same time, seeing him at a small college show a few years ago, he was straight up eye-banging fangirls in the balcony from the stage. Never in my life have I been more certain that a performer was going to get laid after the show.

At the same time, seeing him at a small college show a few years ago, he was straight up eye-banging fangirls in the balcony from the stage. Never in my life have I been more certain that a performer was going to get laid after the show.

Justin and wife Sydnee do their own TV podcast, The Satellite Dish, which originally came out of a challenge to watch every episode of the post-Sheen Two and a Half Men that their souls could not bear to complete, and they are adorable together— she more or less plays the patient straight man to his goofs, which gives…

Justin and wife Sydnee do their own TV podcast, The Satellite Dish, which originally came out of a challenge to watch every episode of the post-Sheen Two and a Half Men that their souls could not bear to complete, and they are adorable together— she more or less plays the patient straight man to his goofs, which gives…

Yeah, that promo is generally agreed to be a bit misleading, making them sound a bit more Morning Zoo-ish than it actually is. Granted, I think gangly and awkward is a good way to describe it, and it does often descend into gigglefests, but that's part of the charm once you realize the cracking each other up is borne…

Yeah, that promo is generally agreed to be a bit misleading, making them sound a bit more Morning Zoo-ish than it actually is. Granted, I think gangly and awkward is a good way to describe it, and it does often descend into gigglefests, but that's part of the charm once you realize the cracking each other up is borne…