The VHS cover of Evil Dead 2 scared me when I was a kid. The idea of it being funny never crossed my mind.

I want the puckmarin from Flight of the Navigator.

Makes less sense after the edit, but we'll always have Kemperer.

Yes, that is why I am going to hell. The one and only reason.

You are thinking of Werner Klemperer.

He's one bad mother you don't want to mess with.

That sounds like The Starfighters.

The only person I have ever heard do an imitation of me is my brother and he is more concerned with amusing himself than nailing the impression. Also, someone at my old job once drew an unflattering picture of me and left it out for me to find. Wow, this post is more revealing than I intended.

If everyone I knew could do a passable imitation of me, I would not trust a recording that seemed to be a message from myself.

Oh, it's true!

I imagine Brandon Lee is not looking too hot these days either.

Pretty soon the Collins English Dictionary is going to be unreadable.

Imma Be A Legend, Bitch!

Will King Kong be driven by rage and pursued by an investigative reporter?

Somebody get Ray Parker Jr on the phone!

The bizarre ritual of a wedding was performed that somehow resurrected Wilson Phillips.

This movie could star anyone and be about anything! It wouldn't even have to be called Ghostbusters! It doesn't even need to be filmed as long as it can be endlessly speculated about!

Oh, Hi Mark.

Operation: Dumbo Flop

Now I am going to celebrate our nation's independence by watching Scrooged.