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Space Chief is no Prince of Space.

Krankor is Mary, Queen of Scots.

Jane Levy+Alexis Bledel= Olivia Cooke

I hope he is playing Muckman and Joe Eyeball.

Sounds like Deja Vu all over again.

Round numbers!

Why isn't product placement in the shows instead of commercials a viable option? I know some people are turned off by it but it never bothers me.

I will buy this movie if they give me a 50% discount.

Oh, you have got to be kidding sir! First you think of an
idea that has already been done. Then you give it a title
that nobody could possibly like. Didn't you think this
through…
[later]…was on the bestseller list for eighteen months!
Every magazine cover had…

Comedy Central to Futurama: SILENCE!

Pictured above: Carrie at Woodstock 1999.

Hopefully Famke Janssen will do interviews promoting this movie where she acts disgusted about everyone and everything.

Tommy and the Cool Mule already exists! What am I supposed to call the drug smuggling movie I have been writing?

Britta thinks HBO needs rowboat cops.

This is a typo! It should be "aunt"!

Did Vanessa Bayer's cleavage seem more pronounced in the Fox & Friends sketch this week?

Bring back The Edge!

Hijinks: boisterous or rambunctious carryings-on : carefree antics or horseplay. 

And, you know, the thing about Chloe Moretz… she's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes.