I am X# sheets to the wind.

Knowing the secret of my name, will you use it for good, or evil?

Knowing the secret of my name, will you use it for good, or evil?

I can see his eyes go blank and the gears begin to whirl as the cost-benefit analysis is calculated.

I can see his eyes go blank and the gears begin to whirl as the cost-benefit analysis is calculated.

Messing about in boats beats anything in the world.

Messing about in boats beats anything in the world.

That's the right answer!  (They are a jealous and vindictive lot.)

That's the right answer!  (They are a jealous and vindictive lot.)

If you could be a Greek God or Goddess for a day, who would you be?  And Zeus is already taken.

If you could be a Greek God or Goddess for a day, who would you be?  And Zeus is already taken.

Diane Chambers or Hot Lips Houlihan?

Diane Chambers or Hot Lips Houlihan?

If you see a van that's a-rockin', do you:

If you see a van that's a-rockin', do you:

I'm more of a lurker than a poster (except when I've had a drink or two or ten).

I'm more of a lurker than a poster (except when I've had a drink or two or ten).

And so convenient, and versatile:  
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And so convenient, and versatile:  
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

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