why do u haete americua?

PSHAW

PSHAW

Wikipedia TrueFact:  "In the vintage-bottle-collecting hobby, 'puce' is arguably the most desirable color."

Wikipedia TrueFact:  "In the vintage-bottle-collecting hobby, 'puce' is arguably the most desirable color."

I hope you put all that free time to productive use planning and executing epic hijinks.

I hope you put all that free time to productive use planning and executing epic hijinks.

Because this is one of the crown jewels of civilization: youtube.com/watch?v=YKqxG09…

Because this is one of the crown jewels of civilization: youtube.com/watch?v=YKqxG09…

Huck Finn being my patron saint, it must be the latter.

Huck Finn being my patron saint, it must be the latter.

The secret of The X-Files is, fall in love with Gillian Anderson. Do that and all the fervid debates of early v. late is background noise because anything that gives you more of her you'll be grateful for.  And good move on Cheers.  It'll make you a better human being.

The secret of The X-Files is, fall in love with Gillian Anderson. Do that and all the fervid debates of early v. late is background noise because anything that gives you more of her you'll be grateful for.  And good move on Cheers.  It'll make you a better human being.

Cheers.  Really, Cheers.  And double thumbs up for X-files on your list.

Cheers.  Really, Cheers.  And double thumbs up for X-files on your list.

Based on tonnage consumed, m&m's.  Honorable mention:  Skittles.

Based on tonnage consumed, m&m's.  Honorable mention:  Skittles.

Xena.

Xena.

*facepalm*  Of course.