Maybe both simultaneously, which is possible, especially if the grandma had an impressive and laudable amatory life and could probably have drunk me under the table which is something I never tried because I don't want to die.

Maybe both simultaneously, which is possible, especially if the grandma had an impressive and laudable amatory life and could probably have drunk me under the table which is something I never tried because I don't want to die.

Hell yes.

Hell yes.

I think I knew that guy.

I think I knew that guy.

But drunk driving in Canada doesn't really count.  That's a joke!  I shouldn't even have to say but do have to say.

But drunk driving in Canada doesn't really count.  That's a joke!  I shouldn't even have to say but do have to say.

I'd really like to win this, but I'll doff my hat and step aside.

I'd really like to win this, but I'll doff my hat and step aside.

@violincatherine:disqus When ordering seconds, think of me—eat long, eat deep, and break the house.

@violincatherine:disqus When ordering seconds, think of me—eat long, eat deep, and break the house.

Hannah Hart!  You're awesome and I won't even say anything about anything because of everything.

Hannah Hart!  You're awesome and I won't even say anything about anything because of everything.

Who?  You?  I doubt it.

Who?  You?  I doubt it.

Yes.  We know what the hell is going on.

Yes.  We know what the hell is going on.

Ever listen to an old familiar song and you really can't say if you last heard it yesterday or decades ago?  Because apparently that's a thing.

Ever listen to an old familiar song and you really can't say if you last heard it yesterday or decades ago?  Because apparently that's a thing.