you had me at…
…Kung Fu Island.

if i bring the bagels, you can provide the mayonnaise-on-white-with-the-crust-cut-off sammiches, eh?

Ramming Speed makes me think of Mr. Show
pretty sure it was starring Luke Steele as Speed. So (intentionally) gaayyyy!

these lists are funny
you guys do good lists. you should make it a recurring feature or something. if they ever compiled the best of them into a book, i might pirate it on my kindle even.

come to jew york
i'll buy you a bagel and schmeer, and you can wash it down with a glass of manischewitz. especially you, josh bubula. you must eat something! you're skin and bones!

sensitive egomaniacs
Jonathan Ames and Jason Schwartzman as a pair, it seems so obvious after three insufferable episodes. That theme song they wrote together? Which they probably think is some kind of brilliant shade of jazz, east-village nightclub poetry and the theme to "Welcome Back Kotter" rolled up into one big…

too late for another greg kihn reference?
to the tune of "The Break Up Song"

worst album title ever
I don't know why but it just puts me in a bad mood saying the name of this album out loud. It's just so dumb and trying-to-be-whimsical sounding and oh I just hate it I do! I haven't been so angry since I heard the word 'hoobastank' for the first time.

watching too much 30 rock?
Tracy MORGAN, you mean, eh Nate-Dogg?

all these schmopes may have missed your stealth firstie, but i didn't! very subtle. Professor Firstie would be pleased.

nothing is worse than Til Death. I'll repeat this until everyone understands. I had to attend a fucking taping of that shit for a class in LA. If you can't sit through 10 minutes of this shit, imagine 6 hours of Til Death. Wait, don't.

So did Clooney show up or what?
Yes I am one of those people who actually says things like that.

Did you think this trailer was funny?
If yes, we say "Back to ze ghetto."
If no, we say "Straight to Auschwitz!"

don't forget the fatcats. You know they're sleeping on mattresses stuffed with money saved from hoarding 3d glasses tonight!

ah who needs to see them rehearsing that retarded Bollywood closing number anyway
that's what I'd be missing, right?

New classic, definitely. But cult?
Is there really as much of a following or a tightly knit fanboy group for this movie as say…The Room? It may be the last great 2-D animated movie, but that doesn't make it CULT, says I.

is there a brilliantly written version of Street Fighter I'm forgetting?
I always thought the retarded taunts after the match were one of the highlights. If you say they are equally ridiculous sounding in SFIV, that most certainly is (another) selling point, not a downside.

desperation
why do christian bale movies have to have a massive viral campaign to succeed? i mean first heath ledger fakes his death and the internet goes WILD and now this? for fuck's sake man, he's amateur.

bribed by the onion, or the other way around?
you know for being on the cover of their calendar and like 80 million web ads for it? I mean what site am I at, ThisAmericanOnion.org, amiright?

the red album
ill defend every weezer album until red. this bandmates swapping instruments shit has got to stop. there are a few worthy songs, greatest man, pork and beans, troublemaker, i dont mind heart songs.