"Vast minority" just became my new favorite thing.

Walt went in to talk to Andrea to get her to leave a message on Jesse's phone. Then he told the gang to wait outside and grab Jesse when he got there.

Partly because Terriers didn't even start airing by that point in the show's run, I think.

The glasses falling off his face definitely recall the harmonica falling out of the kid's mouth.

Yeah, it's a threat.

Maybe it's a full moon thing.

I wasn't trying to correct you… I thought mine was the incorrect spelling. And that "whack"-y would refer to all the dead people.

For the whacky hijinks!

Thomas Pynchon's was pretty good, too.

Happy Birthday is about the inexorable march toward the grave…

I'm the missing prince! Somehow I got that spell put on me! Now I'm gonna go home and tell my folks to stop this silly war that led to the deaths of thousands upon thousands of completely innocent people and displaced a million or so more. Because war is just dumb.

You take that back, you monster!

Doubly so if their neighbors drive BMWs or Audis.

I, however, will judge away.

(Faints dead away)

Wait…

Would she have liked @avclub-ba9fab001f67381e56e410575874d967:disqus 's joke any better?

I am definitely not scribbling down notes for Open & Shut, and also if you steal my totally original sitcom idea at any point in the next five years, I will sue.

"I understand the silverware, but why the dog?"
"You understand the silverware? Cuckoo!"

My monocle is non-negotiable.