I was kidding about the midgies. I do think it's a pretty great movie.

say what you will about how much The Walking Dead blows (and you're right), but they'll never make a teen romance out of zombies. Thank you, Mr. Romero. You gave America its only home-grown monster and made it teen romance proof!

$3,000 is "barely enough for first month’s rent plus a deposit"? Well, look who lives in a fancy apartment with gold floors and a wave pool. You simply have to let me know where you got your servants from. Mine are stealing all the Royal Dalton!

Now see The Whiz and weep.

Lifeforce has rockin' tits.

I've found that "How much?" when pointing at children is universally offensive. Well, there are terrible exceptions (Florida).

yeah, you have to get the big touristy things out of the way and then you can start enjoying a foreign city. But you need to do them because, like the Vatican, they are typically incredible.

I also hate it when there's a vegetarian or vegan in a group and everyone makes a big deal about finding them something that fits their diet. I mean, fuck, they're adults. They can find their own food.  It always embarrasses the hell out of them, too.

every time I travel I always end up insulting many locals accidentally. If there's a taboo expression I'll find it somehow. Ugh.

exactly what are the super powers of a Super Chef?

what episodes were those? what happened on them?

I need a faster pace and more plot development.  All of the humor, like all of everything good on the show, comes from Daryl.  When they try to make a joke with Glenn not understanding women, it comes off as dumb.
Haven't the writers seen The Return of the Living Dead? That movie is super funny and it has that weird…

LOL

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaassup!

Bet it all on black. No, red! Ah, shit.

YOUR PETS WILL DIE!!!

my psychic powers tell me her show will fail.

that's the smart play.

best method of defense when being fired upon with machine guns: cartwheels.

it's pretty incredible when that dude says "Waaaa!"