Herzog is such a downer, though, and then you add death row and ugh, too depressing.

"When I asked my mother where babies came from, she thought I said
"rabies." She said you get them from being bitten by a dog. The next
week, a woman on my block gave birth to triplets… I thought she'd been
bitten by a great dane."

"no Latinas" dating policy? Are you insane? Latinas are amazing in every way.

she really can act, which is why her dumb decisions to make terrible music and stupid movies is so annoying.

I was going to point out how this makes 0 sense, too. Bruce Dern is in no way ever as tightly wound up as Michael Shannon.  Also, as much as I like Shannon, Bruce Dern is a much better actor.

5) the girl will think you are her much taller and 30lbs of muscle heavier boyfriend if she can't see your face.

closer to stalking really. And he's trying to protect her because he thinks she's a terrorist.

it's fantastic. Hitchcock's movies do more than hold up. They usually remind me of how shitty movies are these days.

Aren't these based on the Jim Thompson book? Thompson's women are always cold as hell.

don't forget to buy a level!

they house then in camps. it's terrible.

maybe Sandler got paid double? (sorry)

it's like it's begging fate to destroy the earth.

is this the end times?

his investment manager was Kenneth Star, who stole $30 mil from his clients. Al owes some taxes, too—not like Snipes, though.

hey, 300's homoeroticisms had no effect on him.  The half naked dudes wedged into a tight pass physically abusing each other appeals to the heteros…uh….

I have 12k posts here that prove I can..

It's only an insult to suburbia.

it's the one where you don't hate Dane Cook. Wait, no it isn't.

whoa….