I WANNA DANCE!

Chris Tucker as Gilligan, Ice Cube as the Skipper, some fly honeys as Ginger and Mary Ann, Tyler Perry and Tyler Perry in drag as the Howels, and Sam Jackson as the Professor.

Oscar bait is all Eastwood makes.

let's be fair, a lot of the social security and medicare programs were also created by LBJ. So both Dems and the GOP are trying to destroy their legacy.

Well, if you're in the mafia then his negligence in investigating your criminal enterprises makes him kind of a hero.

that whole docu by Hall is great. I love how he rips on Hollywood's depiction of The South.

these guys are comedy pioneers. Their style is hard for me to explain, but it is weird and fantastic. I love it.

since when are my threads democracies?

you don't find their version of Silver Bells slightly terrifying?

With free (really cheap) healthcare, every day is Christmas Day in Canada!

Secret baby!

Bieber is holding America's girls hostage!! Someone stop him!

Maybe if it's couched in a love triangle and LOTS of long dialogs.

hosting as Ghost Rider.

it was his opening material, I think.

Maybe Eddie was figuring he's jump ship before his old "What if Mr. T was a f-?" routine makes the rounds.  It was back in the early 80's, but I doubt he can use that as an excuse right now.

Ever notice how the a lot of the ones that Jeff Keane pens have Jeffy getting into trouble or expressing confusion?  Family Circus has become more Freudian over the years. I kind of like it.

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yeah, you're right. it's a worthless review, but it's for a mindless movie.

Norton had Selma Hayek in her prime years.  You can't really expect him to focus on anything after that.