And Bo Radley? Did that learn us that kids should play with spazzes?

she's 40 and looks amazing, man.

I loved the SNL sketch where the cops were just enjoying the autumn weather.

The Valley of Rear.

I hear the movie will be about how Metallica use their super whining powers to defeat an evil inventor and save a California amusement park.

I still think they could have done this movie with Tom Jane in the lead. Really the only thing I'm not crazy about is Ray because he just doesn't seem to be in great shape in this thing. There's a scene where he climbs a ladder and is then out of breath, and then he jumps across an entire alley through a window. In an…

and Nancy's astrologist.

the hazing involves fat chicks and Crisco. Still interested?

I thought it was 'bout how horny white trash women want to git in yer britches and then yell "rape" when you tells 'em you don't want the VD.

didn't the original Dracula have a "bland audience surrogate girl come along and teach [Dracula] how to love?" Mina.

I don't see how they could extend this storyline to 6 more sequels. But I'm sure there are lots of studio execs betting they can.

Raskolnikov!  Carla Giugino is going to be in the next season of Justified, btw.

No, it was the most advanced sock puppet in history.

The McRib is back, btw.

- Tree of Life - Amazing non-CGI effects by Trumbull et al, nice steadycam work by Lubezki (although way too much), great performances by all of the actors, especially the kids, and a completely dull coming of age tale jazzed up to be cosmic and ultimately undermining the simple religious argument of the film. Also,…

"something about our society is really, really wrong" - last week when I was watching two dudes disembowel a zombie on Walking Dead to see whom it had eaten I thought to myself, "We can show this on TV but not tits? That's why America is so fucked up."  Granted, that's the limit of my intelligence.

Wait, so Super Size Me changed a menu?!? Now that's change I can believe in!

To Kill a Mockingbird is about civil rights?

^^^^^FACTS!!^^^^^^

I think a video of Al Gore watching a balloon deflate would be the greatest thing ever.