even greater loathing
Wow, I didn't believe I could think less of MTV. I shore got schooled, yo.

don't worry about the state of your dental hygiene
Don't fret, Guido, Sin City already sucked all the balls in the world. And yeah, Scarlett even fucked up the Sponge Bob movie.
Yes, I'm serious.

idiots
Artists gotta get paid or there will be no more art. And Bill Hicks is just sad cuz he never got to blow Lou Reed.

Onion musical
…hitting the same note over and over again. …one writes headlines one writes article.
That's why I just read the headlines and move on to the AV club. saves time.

oh please
If only Christensen WOULD auto-erotically asphixiate himself.

sweet NFL music
NFL gets great music. The big theme from John Tesh. No, really, he wrote it and you love it. And I remember a film of Walter Payton (maybe) running around with Bach's Little Fugue in G minor played extremely slow and loud by a brass band or something. Spine-tingling I tells ya.

ditto
Sin City was crap.

editorial cartoons
..and who the fuck reads editorial cartoons anyway. They all suck.

whoa ho
Goddam, J., that made a lot of sense. Not used to that around here. Thanks.
BTW, I assume anyone with a "stop snitchin" mentality will be perfectly OK with getting killed randomly for no reason. Fuck this banger bullshit.

Eats shoots and leaves.
Grammar nerds need to stop yelling. I once was one. But then I realized grammar was so bourgois. Oh, and, Marco Porkpie, Judd told me to tell you to stop sending him love letters, and to eat a bag of dicks.