Yes, I feel like dying after swimming for about 5 minutes and I'm in pretty decent shape.

This fascinated me. Especially the part about how the American died two years ago of (I think I'm accurately quoting the commentator here) "drowning and heat exhaustion" at a competition in UAE.

This fascinated me. Especially the part about how the American died two years ago of (I think I'm accurately quoting the commentator here) "drowning and heat exhaustion" at a competition in UAE.

…and this is my favorite place to get shot in Los Angeles

…and this is my favorite place to get shot in Los Angeles

It was uncomfortable for me to see the guy motorboat the girl with his forehead. I assume that was a "too early in the evening for USA" move?

It was uncomfortable for me to see the guy motorboat the girl with his forehead. I assume that was a "too early in the evening for USA" move?

Goooooooooooooooooo Calvinism!

Goooooooooooooooooo Calvinism!

You could try pining after her as a gay guy or a lesbian, why not?

You could try pining after her as a gay guy or a lesbian, why not?

I've simply started DVRing every night and waiting to watch about an hour after it starts. I can skip all the crap and just watch events. It's impressive how consistently the schedule is "Bob/toss to commentators/mention event/mention specific competitor/cut to human interest story about competitor/event/commercial."

I've simply started DVRing every night and waiting to watch about an hour after it starts. I can skip all the crap and just watch events. It's impressive how consistently the schedule is "Bob/toss to commentators/mention event/mention specific competitor/cut to human interest story about competitor/event/commercial."

I've only seen a handful of these and I'm quite partial to soccer, but Two Escobars was by far my favorite.

I've only seen a handful of these and I'm quite partial to soccer, but Two Escobars was by far my favorite.

You and Nol is in it for famendfortuun? But over my dead body!

You and Nol is in it for famendfortuun? But over my dead body!

These pages… they're made out of some kind of metal.

Rifftrax is doing a live riffing of Manos on August 16. Though I assume most people on here knew that. Just tryin' to help, folks.

I think he actually says "eye on the sammich" which is much, much, much funnier.