Oh do tell us how being anally raped in childhood correlates with homosexuality.

Oh do tell us how being anally raped in childhood correlates with homosexuality.

When you someone AltaVista it.

When you someone AltaVista it.

Space Moose was a college newspaper comic that just happened to be on the Web, and was the funniest thing to come out of Edmonton since Leslie Nielsen. (Sorry, Bob the Angry Flower.)

Space Moose was a college newspaper comic that just happened to be on the Web, and was the funniest thing to come out of Edmonton since Leslie Nielsen. (Sorry, Bob the Angry Flower.)

I love how literal the cover of A Tree Grows in Brooklyn is. There's a tree! Growing! And that bridge in the background sure looks familiar!

I love how literal the cover of A Tree Grows in Brooklyn is. There's a tree! Growing! And that bridge in the background sure looks familiar!

"it sometimes seems like we've decided that we need to abandon ice cream in order to have really good burritos"

"it sometimes seems like we've decided that we need to abandon ice cream in order to have really good burritos"

I bailed on their Battlestar Galactica reviews towards the end of Season 3 and I still get angry whenever I think about how shitty they were. Ughhhhhhhhh.

I bailed on their Battlestar Galactica reviews towards the end of Season 3 and I still get angry whenever I think about how shitty they were. Ughhhhhhhhh.

I'd love to be in your prostate-tickler!

I'd love to be in your prostate-tickler!

You're just making me miss Reposted Avenged Sevenfold Fan.

You're just making me miss Reposted Avenged Sevenfold Fan.

"Time is the fire in which your nephew burns."

"Time is the fire in which your nephew burns."

I'm sorry for your loss.

I'm sorry for your loss.