If they ever do Gargoyles on TV Club Classic I will go insane with joy.

If they ever do Gargoyles on TV Club Classic I will go insane with joy.

"Man, one of the Elvis twins really let himself go."

"Man, one of the Elvis twins really let himself go."

The context for the "Funny? Do I amuse you?" bit was Joe Pesci in Goodfellas.

The context for the "Funny? Do I amuse you?" bit was Joe Pesci in Goodfellas.

I really like Eric Balfour the actor, but goddamn does he play some loathsome characters.

I really like Eric Balfour the actor, but goddamn does he play some loathsome characters.

No TV character has ever made my heart ache like Ruth Fisher. I haven't seen this show since it went off the air, but every once in a while I still think about the way she accepts every new sadness by kind of physically settling into it: she shifts her weight, stands up a little straighter, sets her shoulders, and…

No TV character has ever made my heart ache like Ruth Fisher. I haven't seen this show since it went off the air, but every once in a while I still think about the way she accepts every new sadness by kind of physically settling into it: she shifts her weight, stands up a little straighter, sets her shoulders, and…

That's kind of the thing about SFU: everybody's miserable, and it's their own damn fault.

That's kind of the thing about SFU: everybody's miserable, and it's their own damn fault.

If you're surprised and disturbed by the depictions of gay sex in Six Feet Under, you might be a homophobe.

If you're surprised and disturbed by the depictions of gay sex in Six Feet Under, you might be a homophobe.

That's half my hangover routine. The other half is room-temperature Gatorade, ibuprofen, and at least one orgasm.

That's half my hangover routine. The other half is room-temperature Gatorade, ibuprofen, and at least one orgasm.

Me too! 303'ers represent!

Me too! 303'ers represent!

If he—and you—were really concerned about "defending the unborn," he wouldn't be harassing women outside a Planned Parenthood office, and you wouldn't be defending him in the internet comments section of the fucking A.V. Club.

If he—and you—were really concerned about "defending the unborn," he wouldn't be harassing women outside a Planned Parenthood office, and you wouldn't be defending him in the internet comments section of the fucking A.V. Club.