It really is well-shot, which surprises me every time I watch it—the griminess is so overwhelming it's all my memory has room for. Between this and Lifeforce (which might be the worst movie in my "endlessly rewatchable" file), I'm actually inclined to believe Spielberg when he says he didn't do that many reshoots on Po…

Costner's American accent was terrible in that

Costner's American accent was terrible in that

Must've missed the "know your audience" part of Marketing 101. Flagged for being all chirpy and shit

Must've missed the "know your audience" part of Marketing 101. Flagged for being all chirpy and shit

Loath as I am to correct Burl, Charles B. Pierce's Really Long Article-Intensive Titles Duology (The Town that Dreaded Sundown and The Legend of Boggy Creek) beat Cannibal Holocaust to that particular punch. Yeah, they're faux-docs, not found footage, but CH is basically the former too.

Loath as I am to correct Burl, Charles B. Pierce's Really Long Article-Intensive Titles Duology (The Town that Dreaded Sundown and The Legend of Boggy Creek) beat Cannibal Holocaust to that particular punch. Yeah, they're faux-docs, not found footage, but CH is basically the former too.

edited because goddamnit

edited because goddamnit

I must've missed the part where Alien gave aid and comfort to Intelligent Design proponents

I must've missed the part where Alien gave aid and comfort to Intelligent Design proponents

"Did you guys improvise a lot when you were making Full Metal Jacket?"

"Did you guys improvise a lot when you were making Full Metal Jacket?"

That picture needs the big red DOO DOO DOO DOO

That picture needs the big red DOO DOO DOO DOO

DeNiro was a total pyro pooper in that parole-hearing scene in Backdraft

DeNiro was a total pyro pooper in that parole-hearing scene in Backdraft

Good for him killing the movie adaptation. I think sometimes one should just leave things alone

Good for him killing the movie adaptation. I think sometimes one should just leave things alone

the same stage on which Tiny Tim died