Except the double-e never made sense, because since our alphabet doesn't exist in the SW universe (it did initially, but at the last second they changed all the English-language signage on the Empire's consoles and whatnot to a made-up language comprising jagged lines and dots), everything in SW should be spelled…

GOMPERS GOMPERS GOMPERS

GOMPERS GOMPERS GOMPERS

Barry's influence in Rabin's writing style

Barry's influence in Rabin's writing style

Hope you love getting vamperAIDS

Hope you love getting vamperAIDS

i'm still surprised whenever someone gives cronin credit for making up good characters, because it's just not true
I simultaneously agree with this assessment and want to marry Lish. Actually, I bought pretty much all the characters in the "present day" portions, before The Passage turned into a buncha bullshit. That…

i'm still surprised whenever someone gives cronin credit for making up good characters, because it's just not true
I simultaneously agree with this assessment and want to marry Lish. Actually, I bought pretty much all the characters in the "present day" portions, before The Passage turned into a buncha bullshit. That…

Is Michelle some Def Jam Comedy asshole doing a drag bit?
You guys really need to stick with bullshit talking points that aren't jarringly false at first glance, like death panels and anticolonialism, y'know, stuff that people need more than just their own eyes to refute. You're not gonna move the needle much with…

Is Michelle some Def Jam Comedy asshole doing a drag bit?
You guys really need to stick with bullshit talking points that aren't jarringly false at first glance, like death panels and anticolonialism, y'know, stuff that people need more than just their own eyes to refute. You're not gonna move the needle much with…

@avclub-e14267dedd4e1d0cc0093bc13643fd59:disqus 
are there any grief artists on 'the left' complaining about the video?

@avclub-e14267dedd4e1d0cc0093bc13643fd59:disqus 
are there any grief artists on 'the left' complaining about the video?

"The banging begins in five minutes"

"The banging begins in five minutes"

Troll me with some understandable, to-be-expected misspellings, shame on you. Troll me by going out of your way to spell everything wrong, even words that're spelled phonetically to begin with, shame on me

Troll me with some understandable, to-be-expected misspellings, shame on you. Troll me by going out of your way to spell everything wrong, even words that're spelled phonetically to begin with, shame on me

@avclub-72a8ab4748d4707fda159db0088d85de:disqus Ha, I thought your link was to another Onion story from a ways back, something along the lines of

@avclub-72a8ab4748d4707fda159db0088d85de:disqus Ha, I thought your link was to another Onion story from a ways back, something along the lines of

I sorta feel like you need to specify a narrative feature, just in case Mark Burnett's reading this