It's actually pretty funny, but it's got that performer-takes-up-writing problem where it's not "for the page" humor so the rhythm's off.

It's actually pretty funny, but it's got that performer-takes-up-writing problem where it's not "for the page" humor so the rhythm's off.

Ida Ho

Ida Ho

Y'know, in retrospect, Dr. Dre's anti-marijuana stance in "Express Yourself" seems somewhat disingenuous

Y'know, in retrospect, Dr. Dre's anti-marijuana stance in "Express Yourself" seems somewhat disingenuous

nice save

nice save

Since Carl Kasell's out, I want to win Mo Rocca's death rattle on my answering machine

Since Carl Kasell's out, I want to win Mo Rocca's death rattle on my answering machine

that's "drop it" as in "stop talking to me about my rape, Jesus," not drop it as in "it's all cool now"

that's "drop it" as in "stop talking to me about my rape, Jesus," not drop it as in "it's all cool now"

@avclub-e95a45d0b1f5afdf0ab9cde82b4b1d06:disqus I never get tired of pointing this out, so if you feel like you've heard this before you have and I apologize, but the big takeaway from the "this isn't a dream!" sequence in Rosemary's Baby is this: If you have to choose between getting raped by Roman Polanski and Satan…

@avclub-e95a45d0b1f5afdf0ab9cde82b4b1d06:disqus I never get tired of pointing this out, so if you feel like you've heard this before you have and I apologize, but the big takeaway from the "this isn't a dream!" sequence in Rosemary's Baby is this: If you have to choose between getting raped by Roman Polanski and Satan…

Sorry dude, there're too many people around who consider Newt "Trump with Hypothroidism" Gingrich to be an honest-to-God intellectual for the irony to land the way it should've.

Sorry dude, there're too many people around who consider Newt "Trump with Hypothroidism" Gingrich to be an honest-to-God intellectual for the irony to land the way it should've.

He'd rather you referred to his current state as "staying plastered"

He'd rather you referred to his current state as "staying plastered"

This is why I always hit refresh before posting a response I've written on a recent item, but now I have no proof of the Coke you owe me

This is why I always hit refresh before posting a response I've written on a recent item, but now I have no proof of the Coke you owe me