I'm getting the impression that Castle is the masterpiece, but Haunting is the "classic". I'm probably gonna go with the latter first just because I'm that kinda guy, and it's one of my friend's favorites so it'll give me something to discuss with her. Super excited for Castle though, I've been hearing it's incredible!

BREAKING NEWS: nothing happened.

THE FEMMELUMINATI CONSPIRACY IS REAL

Got a Shirley Jackson collection containing The Haunting of Hill House and We Have Always Lived in the Castle, currently taking suggestions on which to start with.

According to wikipedia, there's a published screenplay written by Dick himself, and Michel Gondry was attached to the project for a while. Not quite Jodorowsky Dune levels of disappointment, but definitely up there.

Seriously, this show is going to be Rife(n) with problems.

My body's like Yellowstone National Park, especially the gushing geyser part.

He's going to make her swallow her tongue and it will take seven years to digest?

You obviously don't know how easy Iranian exchange students are.

I don't know the guy, but I like to interpret his outward surliness as a bit of a defensive shell to counter all the incredibly candid lyrics in his music. To his credit, the lyrics on Benji are almost more soul-baring and embarrassing than ever, as opposed to somebody like Rivers Cuomo who seems to have retreated to…

Morrissey has certainly become a terrible asshole, but I think Kozelek is just fucking around. I mean, all he really did was accuse some indie dudebros of playing beer-commercial guitar for a laugh during some stage banter, and then invite them to perform a song called "War On Drugs: Suck My Cock / Sun Kil Moon: Go…

I'm trying to decide if I should have faith in Lynch that this won't be a typical unnecessary continuation, or if he's just gone senile.

Aw man, I used to love this ride! Do it on Nitro!

No, It's not a mask. Ugh. #ThingsElephantMenAreSickOfHearing #IAmNotAnAnimal

What base did you guys get to?

Yeah, and remember school shootings? What the hell ever happened to those?

Pretty sure that's because, regardless of your opinion on the rest of Prince's output, everyone has to admit that Purple Rain is the most awesome, rocking, ballerest, flawless, kick-ass, genre-defying, sublime, face-melting, panty-wetting, blindness-curing, greatest album of all time. OF ALL FUCKING TIME.

It's gonna bring you to your knees.

Neutral Milk Hotel… Chvrches… Wavves… DAVE MATTHEWS BAND???

I graduated a year after you… I was a pretty uncool kid in the late 90's, but I think one of my favorite uncool anecdotes was that back when all the kids were really into Greenday or Blink-182 or whatever, I would walk around avoiding eye contact and jamming out to this cassette mix of Purple Rain, She's So Unusual,…