Welcome to the Whedon Haters Club! I'm Phallus Chilton, and I believe that Firefly deserved to be cancelled.

Going by the previews, he doesn't say anything.

Going by the previews, he doesn't say anything.

But if they never experience the trauma of being viciously attacked on the internet, how will they ever learn?

But if they never experience the trauma of being viciously attacked on the internet, how will they ever learn?

This is what it sounds like… when the nerds cry.

This is what it sounds like… when the nerds cry.

I got fed up and closed the page after reading the second "out".

I got fed up and closed the page after reading the second "out".

Yeah, it's a cliche, but it's almost always true. People need to learn that if you produce enough material to fill two albums in the time it would normally take you to produce one, something is probably wrong.

Yeah, it's a cliche, but it's almost always true. People need to learn that if you produce enough material to fill two albums in the time it would normally take you to produce one, something is probably wrong.

I love it when the debate girl insults Jerri in the hall and Noblet quips "Ooh! No response! Interesting." He's such a fabulous asshole.

I love it when the debate girl insults Jerri in the hall and Noblet quips "Ooh! No response! Interesting." He's such a fabulous asshole.

Eat. The brisket.

Eat. The brisket.

Wow, you're right. I just imagined a T-rex doing an ollie.

Wow, you're right. I just imagined a T-rex doing an ollie.

Are you sure you're not just remembering it wrong? I generally think that each new phase of my life is a lot better than the one preceding it, so it's always sad to hear this from people. High school and college probably had more ecstatic highs, but I'd attribute that to the tail-end of puberty and heavy drug use,…

Are you sure you're not just remembering it wrong? I generally think that each new phase of my life is a lot better than the one preceding it, so it's always sad to hear this from people. High school and college probably had more ecstatic highs, but I'd attribute that to the tail-end of puberty and heavy drug use,…

I'm pretty sure this is a joke. Or at least, I'm going to keep telling myself that so that I don't have to murder anybody.