Why'd I get married? WHY'DIGETMARRIED WHY'DIGETMARRIED????

You're in the jungle, baby! You're gonna Daaaaawes!

I'm living on Chinese Dawes. Everything is in the Dawes shop.

Undoubtedly the best decision he's ever made.

I'm in Spanish Harlem, and I literally couldn't walk 10 feet without hearing "The Greatest Love of All" blaring from a boombox. It was wafting into my apartment from 3 different directions. Though to be fair, I was in New Brunswick when MJ died and nobody there gave a shit, so it's hard to compare.

Crap like the Woody Harrelson fiasco is exactly why I stopped lurking the reddit message boards and started lurking AV Club. Why would he respond to some ridiculous personal accusation on a public forum? I wouldn't have.

1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.


2. A robot must obey the orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.


3. Fuck this movie

*beholds E.Buzz Miller's comment as a choir wails atonally*

Sleep my friend and you will see
The dream is rendered in 3D!

I'm the kind of guy who will stand up for all four seasons, but I still think the "I'm Disabled" episode is BY FAR the best of the entire series.

I assumed that MANHATER's comment was a joke, but IMDB says that Sasha Grey is actually in this. I still don't believe that scenario happens.