Thanks.. now be sure to wake me and your mother when BJ and the Bear comes on.

Tofutti Break!

I hope this "daddy" packs my pink mouth full of ice cream

According to Worthington's law he's like the 278th best person in Hollywood thanks to those Chipmunk checks. He ranks even higher than the Red Rocker, Sammy Hagar.

End of an era. My shoes hurt!

Try conspiracy

I remember watching a preview show of the Saturday cartoons hosted by Dustin Diamond the Hammer cartoon was featured, as was the show with Bo Jackson, Wayne Gretzky and Michael Jordan as superheroes/athletes that lived together and fought crime.

I remember being really excited for Hammer's performance on SNL when the Addams Family came out.

Gerardo

I worked maintenance at an apartment complex in the summer of 08, freshly laid off and a decade after my first and only summer there. We listened to classic rock on a radio pulled out of a dumpster, splattered in paint, dirt, who knows what else. My boss had one cd in his truck, Creedence Greatest Hits. Power washing…

How is Jamie doing V.I.C.K.I? I heard he's into snuff films now, along with Harriet that loud mouth bitch neighbor.

Just thinking about his underwear disintegrating is cracking me up at work, people think I'm just laughing for no reason. Can't really explain.

I was wondering how I missed that scene in the picture at the top. Figured I was just too stoned to remember. Glad I didn't do that.

True Seffina, It's another Festivus Miracle! Also, Pop Pop! Now I got to get back to H and H bagels, the strike is over!

I'm prepared to go to some very dark places in order to hang out with Britta. Very Dark.

So, Albert Pujols leaves the Cardinals, Community airs its last episodes for a few months, and it's the anniversary of John Lennon's murder. BOOOO December 8th.Big BOOOO.
That being said I love Community, have both seasons on DVD, and I know it will be back for a 4th season. Happy Festivus everyone.

The Office is unwatchable at this point. NBC has the best hour of comedy followed by one of the worst. Thankfully FX picks up the slack at 10e/9c.

It's Friday morning and I can't stop singing, Dean-dean-dean-dean, dean-dean-dean-dean, dean- dean-dean-dean, dean-dean-dean-dean, Chang, Chang, chang, Pop, Pop, pop…
Hurry back Community!

Your name wouldn't happen to be Paul Allen?

I'm going to do 1000 crunches, exfoliate, moisturize, re-exfoliate, put on my best Brooks Brothers suit, lavender tie, gold crested cufflinks by Prada, Bergdorff loafers, and when I get back this remake better be canceled or I may break out the chain saw and pliers. There should be a 20 year wait at least to remake…