Pastor Veal?

I really did not want to know this was a remake. It's like, I'm thankful that you've opened my eyes, but ignorance is bliss.

There are many, many answers to that question.

Is this an MST3K reference?

Wait, this is going to be a movie? Like, in theaters? The ABC Family Original Movie plot practically writes itself.

Wow, stellar Photoshop work on the poster: http://www.imdb.com/media/r…
The twist is he was a ghost all along!

Almost Human? I liked it better when it was called Automata.

Dip it in the what? DIP IT IN THE WHAT?!

@avclub-94d8526a5fae933806f65b8a0f49301a:disqus While I agree with you completely, and I've long said that CGI takes the mystery out of how special effects are made, I have to play devil's advocate and point out that there are still people using the computers to create the artwork of CGI.

Yuuuuuuuuup.

His Holy Swerveness, King Louis Donda West

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He sucks in the same way that Skrillex sucks.

This is surreal.

@avclub-fd11043c50c15f9e700a52b3f00136f8:disqus  The people of DC reject Northern Virginia's proposal. Good day.

You know you still can, right?

Still doing that, huh?

The inflection on the "so do" at the end is brilliant. I quote it all the damn time.

…which he told MTV compares “a woman to how priceless and delicate she is.”

Also "Shain."