1992? Sounds like someone's been spending too much time with those Young Earth nuts.

I love you, @avclub-a80fcd777df4edacea4dd9e20f8730e4:disqus . No, wait, not love… the other thing.

Guys, they're still albums.

Well they're selling the channel itself for like $80 a month anyway, so it checks out.

Actually you're using that money to drastically overpay for a hilariously mismanaged service, simply because you want it RIGHT NOW and refuse to wait for a DVD or Bluray edition.

Really not sure who to be exasperated with in all of this.

It is actually named after the emoticon, though, right?

Can I go now?

It makes more sense in the context of the article. Apparently it's a quote from Swift describing her apartment?

That was truly a solid gold Newswire line. Reminded me why I come around here.

TOO REAL

Sometimes we call those punchlines.

@avclub-d7f43e1fb2d4977c86163d9b0cb07814:disqus meh, whatever.

He said a songwriter should never be apathetic, but then he excuses Beverly Hills on the basis that Rivers put it out saying he "doesn't even care."

Look, there's only so much content one can steal from HBO without starting to feel bad.

How about in dog years?

I almost posted the same thing. I love blips of darkness in otherwise breezy articles about amphibians, aztecs 'n aliens.

@avclub-445c00b7f37f817d4b2c309208ad00b2:disqus What's that other 'i' for?

@HobbesMkii:disqus Reading comprehension.

Surely you aren't suggesting that drought has ended.