The fact that you phrased it "Believe me, I know how things work" leads me to believe you have no idea how things work. It also tells me you're not ready.

Fresh Prince of Bel Air 2: Too Fresh

Fresh Prince of Bel Air 2: Too Fresh

Thank you! I saw the same thing on a TV spot for Grimm and thought it was just my own delirious imaginings on a five hour red eye flight.

Thank you! I saw the same thing on a TV spot for Grimm and thought it was just my own delirious imaginings on a five hour red eye flight.

Same. The summer has made fools of us both.

Same. The summer has made fools of us both.

It was called Junk, I believe.

It was called Junk, I believe.

It's Arrested Development. It's intentional.

It's Arrested Development. It's intentional.

The second season had just come out on DVD when I went to college, and someone in my dorm loaned it to me one of the first weeks. I saw the first scene of the first episode and shut it off.

The second season had just come out on DVD when I went to college, and someone in my dorm loaned it to me one of the first weeks. I saw the first scene of the first episode and shut it off.

@avclub-9b3d616efffb52751fd968db82ece52a:disqus Actually I love baseball, and realized the metaphor didn't translate, but my point remains: If Woody Allen has a .500 average with as many films as he's made, he's doing prett-ay great.

@avclub-9b3d616efffb52751fd968db82ece52a:disqus Actually I love baseball, and realized the metaphor didn't translate, but my point remains: If Woody Allen has a .500 average with as many films as he's made, he's doing prett-ay great.

I'd say the easiest way to do this would be to have O'Neal manage an account that we all donate to through a Kickstarter.

I'd say the easiest way to do this would be to have O'Neal manage an account that we all donate to through a Kickstarter.

I am the biggest Aukerman and CBB fan I know, but go watch any single episode of Mr. Show and you'll see you're wrong.

I am the biggest Aukerman and CBB fan I know, but go watch any single episode of Mr. Show and you'll see you're wrong.

Even someone who bats .500 can hit some legendary home runs.