@avclub-f89394c979b34a25cc4ff8e11234fbfb:disqus You joke, but I can't get it in DC.

No Clint Eastwood? It's just four notes, but everyone knows what song it is.

Iron Eagle I Know What You Did Last Summer School of Rock of Ages and Predators
Game over.

They're saving the good stuff for the fifth season.

"Change for me, but not in a stripping sort of way."

"wat" seconded.

Roasted!

Sort of like McDonald's. Which strangely enough has way better coffee than you can get from a Keurig.

Whatever happened to Wesley Willis?

I'm guessing you never caught the sequel, Surfer, Dude 2: Appreciable Nudity

You realize that this sequel will also have deleted scenes, right? Actually, most movies do.

"You're Gimble's!"

Oh god…

You guys, I'm about to watch this oatmeal video, out of morbid curiosity. Any words of wisdom before I venture forth? Like, how bad is it, really?

@avclub-049b8c570e6cc662b4a3d7e3c86e236f:disqus You disgust me.

There are a lot of very angry people on here.

Whew, thanks for snapping me out of it, @avclub-bc68599029928a93ff775e686c3be325:disqus . For a second there I forgot I was supposed to loathe everything.

Well, that was fun while it lasted.

Canadian Bacon is a stone cold classic.

Great point! And the moment that really knocked this home? "…no response."