What is the deal with this oats jabroni

Lard knows it was only an accident.

"Anyway, this award will look great next to the Emmy I didn't win for not starring on Clarissa Explains It All."

And remember, if you see a celebrity… consider them dangerous.

Burger King's flirtations with chicken always end in utter travesty.

But he was firing on extra cylinders for this update! The last line of the first paragraph is some of the best Newswire in weeks.

You did! Congrats. I apologize for reacting hastily, I was just so… scared.

This is our Hindenburg.

Yeah, LivingSocial is definitely in the lead at this point.

There is hope oh god there is hope

I'm 25… and a powerlifter to boot.

That post was hard to read. The guy has some real demons.

Who gets to be center square?

no way

Things Fall A Fart

You had me at "from his home planet." That is some laser-guided snark, my friend.

A prosperous haberdashery? Well now I've heard everything.

"It's not a book, it's an allegorical novella about Stalinism!"

NO COMEDY PLEASE

#BRONY2012