Counterpoint: did you know of any of the white female comedians listed in this article, before reading it? Did you know about Wiig before SNL? Fey? Poehler?

There was this one time back in '07, me and some friends were heading back to an apartment some Friday night. So this one guy says he has to make a stop at a liquor store nearby for some scotch. We walk in, he buys the scotch. Which cost $60.

You can put… marshmallow in the middle?! You're blowing my mind, @Scrawler2:disqus

Damn.

Blood Complex

@avclub-951d3e731b6b2ac1e93cbba6e1b68e80:disqus Finally!

They really need to get a new tape.

Don't call it a Cronenback.

Nope, he's still insanely popular, while—and here's the shocking part—none of us are.

Wasn't Kill Bill going to get the feared NC-17 until he changed the Crazy 88s scene to black and white and called it part of the homage? Or am I making that up?

What if they start walking away from you at an inopportune time? "Wait! This new Grimes song isn't done streaming! Come back!"

@avclub-56584778d5a8ab88d6393cc4cd11e090:disqus Best exchange of the night: "Phrasing!" "Bret!" "Polo!"

What is she Jewish or something?

Why would you not wear a C?

You gotta stop living in the past, man!

There is not that many dollars.

Three movies, six seasons, two movies, and a lunchbox.

Looks like it's time for the Tugg rug to lay in other rooms.

*finds God*

The bell was an omen, a harbinger of death: Sean O'Neal had been murdered… again…