@avclub-500e75a036dc2d7d2fec5da1b71d36cc:disqus I understand you were making the joke sarcastically, but even that anti-joke spin on it stopped being funny a long time ago, is all I'm saying.

@avclub-70f6dcc28ef8fc282b0c969e75d9bdfc:disqus I had a searing retort all typed out but then I realized I didn't want to feed the troll anymore.

Wait, don't swallow that hemlock!

George Lucas Fails to Reach 900 Hundred Years Old, Doesn't Look So Good.

That is not at all what her comedy is based on. It is based on jokes.

This is why I love the AV Club, and gave up on reddit long, long ago. There, this sort of comment would've gotten hundreds of upvotes. Here, it gets 0 likes. At the time of this comment, anyway.

I feel like a bigger problem is people using their phone to post stupid comments on a pop culture website while they're crossing the s

Was it good for you?

Strange; I didn't get a notification about that reply. But yeah, I was talking about that quick exchange @avclub-230e46d19fe78a6c8dc715659a7188d7:disqus typed out. It's smart because it's just one small brick in a hilarious joke pyramid, and they don't dwell on it.

MASUKA: Who wants popcorn?

And the best Newswire line of the week goes to:
"Unfortunately, that is exactly what happens!"

I think Friends of Kiefer's first album is still their best.

But 30 Rock'll touch it! You know they will!

I'm hanging up, but not because YOU told me to.

Chill out, you guys. It's okay to like things.

I finally gave the 2 Broke Girls pilot a chance on a recent flight when it was the last bit of on demand TV I hadn't watched… and I couldn't make it to the first act break. It was earnestly unfunny and thoroughly unwatchable.

That new logo looks like complete garbage. Are they an esteemed Hollywood film studio or a super secret spy agency from a 1990's Cinemax show?

Or writer-slash-bootlegger. I like that better.

Who will play O'Neal in the Bored to Death-style HBO comedy about his aimless but exciting life as a writer-slash-moonshiner in the hip streets of Austin?

When?