What the hell is a jam?

I'm only a fan of hard comedy.

"Welcome to the party, pal!"

"at Boggle."

Nicole Krauss, the poster, appropriately disappeared into the Internet void on that fateful day when she commented on a Nicole Krauss book review. She knew what she was doing.

Yeah, right, like anyone here is doing something other than going to the movies on Christmas.

Right back at you, Sean. Here's to 2011! Or as we'll all be calling it in less than two weeks, "forever ago."

Amelie's back! Her heart's in it again! In a season of Dawes covers, Wye Oak cat videos, and Dark Knight Rises footage, this truly is the greatest xmas gift of all.

Well aren't you just a bucket of sunshine, @avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus

Don't drag us down into your dementia.

Something something Beth Ditto.

This is the saddest comment I've ever read.

What's a Tim Con-weigh?

I am doing this next year. I'm not kidding, not even a little, and I will take pictures.

I cannot stop laughing at that all caps link in the article.

Who is less relevant: Howard Stern or Piers Morgan? My answer is Corey Haim.

Yeah, that Couple's Retreat joke was sharp. Sharp, I say!

But what did the Kardashians think about it?

The Help is on there because it fills this year's Think Piece for Stupid People slot, which was filled by The Blind Side two years ago and… what, last year?

You new here, aren't you?