Definitely should've picked a different article's comments to read during lunch.

Wow, you guys waited way too long on this one.

"They want a place in THIS system, they don't really want a new system."

Where do you think Chuck and Sarah came from?

"You wanna go get Chipotle after this?"

"And now, courtesy of the Meat Council, enjoy this delicious tripe!"

And all-the-way-to-the-right intolerable, at that. You're right on the money, Biggus Jr. That item does not belong in the TI I've come to know and love.

Attention Staff: This is not a drill. I'm holding a screwdriver.

You put the scare quotes in the wrong place.

GAME OF HOUNDS

Better bring some ice cream.

Good call, and I hope you're right.

But why should we, too?

I was really agreeing with both of you, I just think that while Belgand's approach would be less profitable, it would also be far less asinine than American television's current M.O.

See also: Belgand's insightful post above.

The word "fund" could also stand in.

If your "one hit" is a terrible cover, are you really a one hit wonder?

"Yeah… looks like."

USA! USA!

Somehow, the fictions you weave are harder to believe than than the American Pie movies.