Hideous!?

The system works!

sex, lies, videotape, and party buses (and Predators)

Well, yes.

*obligatory ad-block comment*

Could Paul Rudd please stop staring at me?

Yeah, and while we're at it, why the hell does everyone feel the need to smile in every picture? What is that?

Who will be the one to say "how much duck Drew Brees?" Because it isn't going to be me.

Homophobia Lemons
Great band name, but what kind of music would they play?

Collapse! Collapse!

My only regret was that I had but one "Like" to give.

This is a real travesty. Reality show stars are the hardest working people in show business. I can't even fathom the work that goes into building those characters.

Surely there is a middle ground! Can it still involve fire dragons, though?

Let's call it "loose liking."

What about the buddy priest comedy, "Diet & Exorcise?"

Teach me.

You changed your avatar, @avclub-808e22af6c33eea22608f30cef458844:disqus ?! Oh, you will RUE this day.

Get a job.

I'm going to skip that and just listen to the Blondie song.

That was pretty strange.