Seconding @crabshack:disqus 's request for spoilers.

Tubular!

Truly our greatest loss in the switch to the new comment system was those two important letters… "rd."

Out of the four comments in this thread at the time of my posting, the two by registered users were the only relevant/worthwhile ones, and Rich Tanguy's was just flat out amazing. I will not miss the unwashed unregistered.

Adios!

Weezy F. Baby is now my new favorite avatar/name combo.

I, for one, welcome our new hive mind Overself.

Marks my words. MARKS THEM.

That "flag to collapse" feature is going to get so horrendously abused the first few weeks. Marks my words, there won't be a single uncollapsed comment on the first Newswire of the new system.

Is there any way we could push the cut-over up a few days?

Matt's vocals usually work for me in a guilty pleasure sort of way, but on this he is absolutely unlistenable.

@ Bad Answer Guy
No, it's supposed to be funny.

Arsenio gets the early win in this thread.

It's so crisp!

The Hero of Akron-Canton is a genius. Get that man in the director's chair!

Dogs everywhere agree: TURN OFF THAT COLOR BARS CHANNEL RIGHT THIS SECOND

It is indeed a white guilt thing. You've cracked the case!

Hull?

Yeah, way to bury the lead. I refuse to believe that's true.

This guy gets me!