My God, those names
I'm trying to think of crazier soap opera names than the cast member names listed on that tour schedule, but I just can't.

I'm looking at that picture
But all I see is an endless void. Am I going blind?

I know this is a little late, but my god… what an incredible performance. You were right about the way the crowd turns around. Thanks JOI and vadasz!

That's not really all, is it?

That Goof on His Bike is probably right, but you can replace "intellectual hipsters" with "human beings."

Exactly, your avatar! And you didn't even realize it! I just found it funny. Almost as funny as Samberg.

I agree, Avenue Q handled this really well.

I completely agree with you, @santos, but for now it is sort of necessary for some people to be make it public, since it is still not legal for them to keep it private and just get married like straight people do.

I agree that it's a pretty fascinating interview. I mean, if you had the opportunity to interview a dog or a horse or something, and have it respond in (relatively) coherent English, you'd do it, wouldn't you?

Wow, using an exclamation point to censor the word "shit" was satire, right? Jesus, if I see one more person do that I'm calling it quits and becoming an unregistered troll.

Did Lemur seriously not realize that Gibberish was referencing his OWN avatar? Incredible.

I think the real question is what that rapper's up to now. Did he get bullied out of community college?

Marscapone Attacks!

Cheesecake Factory is where high-schoolers go for "fancy" dates.

@vadasz, where can I listen to that live Jeff Tweedy recording?

Smurfs 2: Two Blue
This announcement is the second horseman of the apocalypse.

No, I do not remember "CDs" Also,
What the hell is a DVD?

He probably just got up on stage, answered one question about the feasibility of a grenade incapacitating zombies, then sighed for 45 minutes.

Time's up.

When the AV Club eventually folds in on itself, and the staff start reviewing gimmick commenters, WWF should be the subject of the first article.