Archmage's post chilled me right to the bone.

It's part of why Jack Donaghy's long-term strategy involves "making it 1997 again through science or magic."

I thought it was planking.

I am a fan of all those things, as long as my idea of cutesy dime-store postmodernism is the same as yours. It seems I have no choice but to finally start reading it.

Happy Birthday
to you…

Should I Read The Dark Tower?
This thread is obligatory.

Not really surprising, actually
They're remaking The Walking Dead, already?

David Lynch's "Beverly Hills Chihuahua: Part Tzu"

Lawn Font, I agree 100%.

You must have friends who live somewhere on Earth, Ape.

i and 1, the traffic is still just as bad there, and I have to say I agree on this being the only location that came to mind when I saw DC on the schedule.

Chemically Dependent on Reading Comprehension worked for me!

I think they went with Spotify because Spoogle was taken. We're running out of website names, people!

I like you as a commentor.

When are we going to get the planking float in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade?

I guess it's the pitch line that would be considered terrible.

Best Film With a Terrible Premise should be a new Oscars category. I submit Clue.

Can we all just agree that the Best Buy girl from Will You Marry Me's avatar is way too hot to be shilling for that store?

Banmar! They got you too?!

A joke that has never been made before
I had the Rizzoli & Isles at the Olive Garden last night. It was little undercooked, and the pesto was way too obvious. Definitely a high, high water mark for the O.G.