Close down the threads, Mr Crumbles gets this one.

I believe you meant 'infinitely,' doctor.

"Anyway, this movie comes out a year from now. "

Roll away the stone!

Good point, but after seeing the trailers for TDK, Snakes on a Plane, and Devil with crowded theaters, I'd argue that there are cases where I'd want to experience other people's reaction to a trailer.

Your argument that trailers are worthless is that you can see the same thing in a different format, later? Why are you going to see movies in theaters?

Do you mean genuinely curious or genuinely oblivious?

I missed you, WWF, more than I miss O'Neal. Wait, I take that back. Actually, write a song to bring O'Neal out of unemployment.

Wow, keptsimple, you really need to get on that. Just check out the Charlie line comment thread under the Horrible Bosses review for a taste of what you've been missing.

Stop. Just… stop.

But how many hauntings per mansion, approximately?

Let's just say…
…it moved me. To a bigger house. I accepted a bribe. I don't care if you print this.

Didn't Amelie already hate on Organic Lesions (thanks Kong) in one of the Hater podcasts? I remember some pretty good riffing on that awful, awful name.

If all celebrity interviews were this interesting, there would be a reason to keep up with press junkets.

He thaws dead people. It's not recommended.

I get all my news from Associated Afflecks.

3D is dead.
I look to the future. I look to Smell-O-Scope.

Frightened Inmate #2: Ben Kingsley

Does anyone know…
…how to tie a noose?

The Eight Smells
What will they be? I think we're finally going to know what Jessica Alba smells like.