Again.

Close, Whovian, but I would've gone with "Arth."

Like, woww.

Let me guess, it needed more physics-defying phone booths?

Thanks Santo for ruining my day with your serious post that's also probably true! You're the best!

We'll know.

Jor-El?
Master of Scheduling?

No, Woody Allen has seen it 6 times. His mom gets in for free.

And somehow they're all live action. Can we Shrek-ify this concept by about 10%?

Batman, if you're using the staggeringly stupid insult of a letdown that was the Lost finale as a frame of reference, I'm going to go ahead and assume this was one seriously lazy, disappointing show. Completely unrelated: the synopsis sounds a little like Twin Peaks.

Can someone explain what exactly this waste of time ending was?
I would look it up on Wikipedia, but I want to hear it filtered through the ruthless, bitter snark you all have cultivated.

100% correct, as always.

Where's Wesley Willis?

You know who can craft a fine pun? Au jus. They're just natural comedians, it seems.

Time to remake Rounders.

Her character in Knocked Up 2: Spun Off will be…
…the 2 dimensional twenty something that Paul Rudd almost has an affair with before realizing how much he loves his 2 dimensional wife. She will be absent from the third act entirely.

The Simpsons, for example?

17 Again 2: 18 For the First Time, Again

@Never Gonna something something troll

Greatest newswire picture
Can this PLEASE be the picture for every single Newswire article from now on? Inventory too, actually, while we're at it.