I'll thank him when and only when he gives me something to be thankful for.

Se7en. You know which scene.

The goal of television shows, like any other form of entertainment, is to make a profit, not to be a pristine, artful cultural offering. This is why movies, CDs, and yes, even plays, all cost money. So can we all stop blaming writers, showrunners, and directors for making well-informed business decisions and return to…

I really do love it when Internet Fatshit makes an appearance. Gets me every time.

Not interested
Give me a call when they're selling scraps of the man himself.

Fourchan remains one of the most adorable unregistered accounts we have here. Don't ever change.

Largely Male Cast on Premium Cable Channel Begs for Weiner

American Idols
This guy and Sarah Palin need to get together n something. And I don't mean a telethon.

"…and not the main character in a Monty Python skit about a barrister who's always wetting his knickers."

@fastandsloppy I do something more meme-y every time Liv Tyler looks like that.

How naive of you, Pipe! Obviously you have a separate freezer for clothes defunkulation. It's sort of like having a separate dryer for mixing martinis.

That one line alone makes me feel like this is a return to form for Amelie.

It's a modern day retelling. Jolie plays the spunky female cop trying to get to the bottom of a truly heinous male prostitution racket, where the men get nicknames based on whatever awful act is their specialty. The clientele is quite fond of "Blumpy."

If "Blame Canada" had only won that year, Trey and Matt would only be "The Easiest Award" away from EGOT'ing, which means it would have basically been a sure thing.

That only took you two hours? You sure are a quick one, CarSSactro.

MAKE ME TELL YOU AGAIN, ABOUT THE SCOOCHING! MAKE ME TELL YOU ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME, ABOUT THE SCOOCHING!

Successful %sies!

There were so many unanswered questions! Like: will Catherine Zeta-Jones still have a career after this?

Slow down, Joan Rivers
Is that a Tom Hanks action figure in the picture?

I wish he'd gone even more on-the-nose with that. Maybe with billboard ads in Coruscant.