Drugs and prostitution?
Sounds boring. Unless he focuses on the minutae of bypassing trade regulations to import/export the drugs. That would be fascinating.

I'm sorry, it was Kevin Nealon.

Still the funniest thing said about this movie:
After hearing the title of this movie, Andy Richter on CDR asked, "oh, is that like a date rape comedy?"

It feels so good to laugh again! Thanks peanut.

Well, rape tent aside… okay, it's basically a traditional circus without the rape tent, now that I think about it.

Yeah, it's a riddle I can't solve.

@Dr. Robuttnik But how were his ACT scores? That's what people really pay attention to.

I'm pretty sure Cee Lo could use his "Forget You" money to buy a house for his "Fuck You" money to live in.

I usually post no fewer than thirty times a day on the AV Club comment threads. #suicidenoteoutline

Where's the Good One Robot?

A GOTO statement?!
Clearly the studios need to update their Execu-bots with newer models. Next you'll be telling me the screenplay assembly functions are written in, uh… assembly.

Holy fuck those comments are hilarious. Sean, please do a newswire just about this migration to the Philly local site. It will make up for whatever that Dawes thing was.

Cloned for Cable would be a great band name.

I care! I think the fact that no staff responded to the mounting confusion yesterday only means it should be scrutinized all the more. Wake up sheeple!

This is the greatest news in the history of television.

Incredible aim.

There is an art to spelling 'carrot,' you know. It's not all 'c's and 't's. There are other letters in there, too.

Martin Starr
I assume he'll either be playing the friend-zoned nerd who ultimately gets nothing, or the friend-zoned nerd with startlingly insightful advice.

I get jokes!

A couple favorites
Let's not forget the hilarious line in the episode opening: "…we'll let you play German soldier girl prisoners with us again."