I can't be bothered with the Emmys. My local PBS is doing their semi-annual telethon. Ooh the fashions! The stars! For a $200 donation I can get free Jerry Stiller and Anne Meara DVD's. Plus a free tote bag!

The whole "You hate me for lies!" quote makes the case for an immediate Oscar Wilde remix. H8R Gone Wilde Playbill, please.

This news is shocking! I clearly need a blanket.

They have that nice piquant aftertaste, which is lovely in a scoop of Schweddy Balls.

W.E. are not amused.