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I just started playing the Telltale games- I go on a Homestar nostalgia binge every few years or so, and it was bugging me that there was content out there I hadn't experienced. I do enjoy them, even if they're not quite as hilarious as the original cartoons
Strong bad is also pretty funny in Poker Night. I'm

I have long pants, I wear long pants. I'm a long pants man, long pants long pants.

We've been picking out reception music.  I'm really hoping on sneaking that in the mix

Ben Folds - Luckiest
World Inferno/Friendship Society - All the World is a Stage Dive
David Bowie - Heroes
Limozeen - Night Mamas
Eagles - Journey of the Sorcerer

I want to make an arcade coffee table.  I have a spare monitor, and I can get all the parts (rasberry Pi, joysticks, cabling) for pretty cheap.  Now to find a coffee table nice enough to suit my needs buy cheap enough to risk destroying.

I think - or at least hope- that most of the backlash is Harmon shitting all over season 4, rather than the specific references to rape and serial killing.  He's insulting a bunch of people who did the best they could in a tough situation, many of whom he's got to work with now that he's back.  And on top of that,

This would be fine if it weren't for his previous rape joke.  He's been making a lot of those lately.

Oh no, it was horrible and offensive on South Park as well.  Last night it was horrible, offensive, and lazy.

I agree, but shot
for shot remakes are pretty much useless, especially if the source
material is already great. If they have a new spin on it, great. If it's
substantively the same: read subtitles you lazy fucks!

I don't think she's a terrible actress, but she mainly plays slight variations on the same role.  Of course, the same could be said of Clooney, but A.)The one role he plays is pretty kick-ass; B.)The Coen Brothers show up occasionally to prove he can act, and C:)We as a people tend to go easier on the dudes for this

Any adult that makes you watch them open birthday presents is human garbage

Okay, then- time for scenes we're disappointed we'll never see:
Flynn and Jesse meeting
Walt's interrogation
Anything else with Bill Burr's character
Lydia's pity date with Todd

The Princess Bride
"In the history of the world, there have been three truly perfect gunshots-"
Fred Savage's mom runs into the room.  Fred is curled up, crying.
Mother: What's wrong with you?!? Get out of my house!

I was kinda hoping for an RV shaped case, but the barrel is totally appropriate.  Unfortunately, I  already own season 1-4, and do find the novelty boxes are a pain.

I called it the second I saw the single packet of Stevia.  They foreshadowed the hell out of that one.

I too was looking forward to seeing Walt in custody.  But that would involve giving up control, and Walt's proven he's incapable of that.  He needs to control the narrative up until his demise.  And the nazi shootout along with his dead body may sate law enforcement and allow his family to get on with their lives, but

It turns out that Splenda is the one known antidote to ricin.  Lydia's doomed.

Once again I found myself shouting "Just shoot him!" at my television screen, and for once, he listened.  Excellent scene all around

It had the same feel as that scene in every horror movie- dude thinks he's safe, but nope!  Jump Scare!