Damn you hipsters and your ironic take on sexual slavery!

PS- That Rufus feller would look downright hi-la-rious through a durn'd wide-angled lense.

And the fifth seal opened…
And Burton spewed from the ground.

I thought Holiday was pretty good. Beyond that…
Fuck 'em.

Second.

Which speaks volumes for just how bad the movie was.

Harlan Ellison, by far. Bradbury is just a whiny bitch about how technology is happening like he predicted.

You forget Harry Knowle's dimensions:

I knew it!
Pretzels ARE grown and not made! My whole life isn't a lie!
Huzzah!

Ray Bradbury hates everything, as all crotchety old men do.

like that one time at ____ camp?

I was a little proud of myself, not gonna lie.

I'm surprised
PETA isn't on their asses for beating a dead horse.

Fuck it, I still liked the movie.

Saw VIII

How's that PBR tasting this early in the morning?

And fuck them horseless carriages and indoor outhouses!

Yea, he's directed some of the best.

Kinda strange to think that the "Mayan calendar" was really just an ancient copy of Us Weekly…

Oh yea, of course