The wind sings softly,
"What shall strike away man's pride?"
Scary Movie Five.

I was gonna add them…
…But I didn't want my friend value to go dooowwnnn! Oh!

Anything worth doing right…
Not that I'm saying I have any firsthand experience with any of that stuff (stay in school, don't do drugs, go back to sleep), but in order to smoke Salvia, the stuff really needs to be smoked in a metal smoking device with heat applied to the salvia for a few more seconds than pot because…

What a maroon!

la, la la la la la…
I'm really hoping they portray the 'Princess Diana death-thing" part of his life as garishly and tastelessly as possible.

As for what it would be about…
I like to imagine it's all about kelsey going around to his fabulously wealthy intellectual posse starting riots, getting into various hijinks, and partying like it's 7/16/45. Fo' reallz yo.

I know! I misread that one too. Maybe I shouldn't do drugs and then read the news…

Beat this
I misread that last line as "Kelsey brings to the table an ironic brand"
Kinda seems more appropriate.

Aargh, why won't he change his name!? I mean, Channing Tatum? Seriously? Please, change it!

Yea,but you gotta tenderize the hell out of them. And don't get me started on the dry rub…

God you're sick.

What's all this here "legally" junk?

Yea, someone needs to put on the waders and go

netflixista
I enjoy the netflix link, this needs more implementation on the site

Couldn't find a mad men one but it's still funny:

I know you provided the link, I was more going along the lines of the reason for the links existence.

Roger's twin brother, Maximillius. Always trying to hog the limelight, he is!

Woo!
El Nino (The Nino, for you non-spanish speakers), you are my hero! Anarchy Burger!

Mine's always done slash style. I'll add in a Final Fantasy character or two for good measure.

The boobs are either Dead or Alive? Beach Volley Ball?